Additonal Pet Peeves
Howdy Folks:
I was going to post earlier, however, I was waiting for inspiration to hit me.. and low and behold just 5 minutes ago.. SMACK.. right in the face.
Ok.. lets go over a few ground rules
Cell Phone Usage:
1. Ok when your walking around
2. Ok when your sitting around at home
3. Ok when you watching a ball game with your Aunt Ida
4. Ok if you have a brain and can drive reasonably when using one
5. NOT OK WHEN YOU'RE TAKING A DUMP
I mean seriously folks... what possesses you to go into the bathroom for a good download and then say.. well, while Im free I might as well call some one up.. Or... what possesses you when your taking "the browns to the superbowl" to answer an incoming phone call. Lets Imagine a Converstaion:
Bill: Uh hello? (echo, echo, echo)
Bob: Hey Bill, sorry to bother you but I had a question on the Peter's account.
Bill: Hey no prob Bob. Go ahead (splash.. splash.. grunt...)
Bob: You ok Bill? You're not sounding so good..
Bill: Nah, Just pinching a loaf off thats all..
Automatically - phone should be hung up.. in fact .. you should probably burn your phone for fear of disease or something. And Bob should be taken off the Peter's account.. In fact.. Bill should be fired or at least beaten severly about the head and neck region.
Things akin to talking on the phone while taking a dump.
1. Eating a taco on your best friends mom's casket during the viewing.
2. Honking and flashing your lights because a funeral procession got in your way.
3. Asking the School Band member who is selling Magazine subscriptions door to door if he has Playboy.
I truly believe that cell phones are causing radiation problems in users whenever I go into the bathroom and hear someone on the phone. You have my permission to start yelling obsenities at the top of your lungs the next time you hear someone on the phone while taking a crap. Oh well.. until inspriation smacks me again.. see yall around!
I was going to post earlier, however, I was waiting for inspiration to hit me.. and low and behold just 5 minutes ago.. SMACK.. right in the face.
Ok.. lets go over a few ground rules
Cell Phone Usage:
1. Ok when your walking around
2. Ok when your sitting around at home
3. Ok when you watching a ball game with your Aunt Ida
4. Ok if you have a brain and can drive reasonably when using one
5. NOT OK WHEN YOU'RE TAKING A DUMP
I mean seriously folks... what possesses you to go into the bathroom for a good download and then say.. well, while Im free I might as well call some one up.. Or... what possesses you when your taking "the browns to the superbowl" to answer an incoming phone call. Lets Imagine a Converstaion:
Bill: Uh hello? (echo, echo, echo)
Bob: Hey Bill, sorry to bother you but I had a question on the Peter's account.
Bill: Hey no prob Bob. Go ahead (splash.. splash.. grunt...)
Bob: You ok Bill? You're not sounding so good..
Bill: Nah, Just pinching a loaf off thats all..
Automatically - phone should be hung up.. in fact .. you should probably burn your phone for fear of disease or something. And Bob should be taken off the Peter's account.. In fact.. Bill should be fired or at least beaten severly about the head and neck region.
Things akin to talking on the phone while taking a dump.
1. Eating a taco on your best friends mom's casket during the viewing.
2. Honking and flashing your lights because a funeral procession got in your way.
3. Asking the School Band member who is selling Magazine subscriptions door to door if he has Playboy.
I truly believe that cell phones are causing radiation problems in users whenever I go into the bathroom and hear someone on the phone. You have my permission to start yelling obsenities at the top of your lungs the next time you hear someone on the phone while taking a crap. Oh well.. until inspriation smacks me again.. see yall around!
posted by Nick at 15:19
2 Comments:
nick, that's hilarious. so i take it you heard someone on the phone when you were in the restroom.
what's worse (in that situation): talking to someone on the phone or talking to yourself where everyone can hear you??
hm......
100% taquito forever!
amy
hm, maybe i shouldn't talk about 100% taquito and going to the bathroom at the same time.
sorry
ag
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